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Jul 25, 2014 / 109,748 notes

vivaathletic:

babies always look cuter than adults

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rurikids:

Dogma (1999) -  It Can Be Hell Getting Into Heaven

-So for their insolence God decreed that neither Loki nor Bartleby would ever be allowed back into Paradise.

-Were they sent to hell?

-Worse. Wisconsin…

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Jul 19, 2014 / 586,156 notes
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ecumenicalseeker:

boite-de-rhythm:

poyzn:

#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

shit son

#9 goes hard

I’M GPOING TO DO ALL OF THESE

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Jul 10, 2014 / 137,757 notes

scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

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Jul 10, 2014 / 82,660 notes
grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying. Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”
Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE
Jul 9, 2014 / 57,836 notes

grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.

Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”

Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”

Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

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Jul 7, 2014

I want to play Dungeons and Dragons. Its just something ive always wanted to do

Jul 3, 2014 / 616,731 notes

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

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sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS
Jul 1, 2014 / 45,913 notes

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

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Jun 29, 2014 / 8,568 notes

sizvideos:

Cat Helps with the Laundry - Video

I wish i had a helper cat

Jun 11, 2014 / 96,385 notes

It makes me laugh when people give Minecraft a bad name

askpyschoweaslgirl:

d-padsez:

“It’s so crappy”
“It’s just a kids game”
“It’s just blocks” 
“What can you do with blocks?”

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Minecraft: It’s a stupid kids game with just blocks. Nobody can do anything with blocks.

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and then there is me

The last picture is definitely me

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Jun 11, 2014 / 492,588 notes

melody-of-the-sea:

sillydodobird:

laxita2688:

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION 

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

Probably found it in Denmark,

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Jun 7, 2014 / 589,777 notes

grell21love:

going-to-faerie-see-ya-never:

all-four-cheekbones:

daftwithoneshoe:

Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

Now I want pancakes

Aria in a few years prowling-paws-killer-claws

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